First, mother and father at Cruz’s daughters’ personal faculty had been tremendous pissed, sending copies of the school’s written policy to reporters outlining how Cruz’s transfer to have an impromptu trip would technically take his daughters out of college for lots longer than the weekend—you realize worldwide journey and COVID-19 and all of that. Then the photographs of Cruz’s stroll of disgrace, dragging a really sturdy rolling baggage bag—fairly massive for somebody planning on turning proper round. Perhaps he all the time travels with the chains he “cast in life,” that he made “link by link, and yard by yard”?
Lastly, studies got here out that Sen. Ted Cruz’s unique return ticket, the one which out of the blue bought bumped up was booked for Saturday. That’s in a variety of days from now. This bit of stories led to my favourite meme of the day.
Calling Sen. Ted Cruz a hypocrite is offensive to the concept of hypocrisy at this point. He’s both a sociopath or one thing so onerous to diagnose there shall be a complete wing of psychology dedicated to it in some unspecified time in the future sooner or later.
Lastly, Teddy shoed up on American soil the place he stood in entrance of reporters along with his spanking model new Patagonia puffer jacket and mentioned he “made a mistake.” However extra importantly, as folks chanted “resign, resign,” Ted Cruz mentioned he made the mistake of attempting to be a “good father.” Sounds a little bit bit such as you don’t assume you made a mistake. Actually it sounds rather a lot like your daughters made the error of considering their dad wouldn’t use them as a publicity human protect to guard his political profession from the slings and arrows of his historic failures as a human being and politician.